(Joesh) the shit I do to disappoint others

So my friend Catherine's oldest has a friend named joe and this is because she hates gay parings so this was to torture her and that only (cause this kind of ship with two guys that you actually know irl is just sad) (even for me)

The two friends sat separately on the two ends of the basement couch. Josh's legs were stretched to the end table and joe leaned back on the arm of the couch and squished his legs up to keep off his friends side. They both blankly tapped their phone screens. Sitting for a good hour hwith his legs stiffly bent had gotten joes legs sore.

"Ffffuck.." joe realized just how bad his legs were hurting.

"What?"

"Dude my legs really fucking hurt right now. Can I just put them on your lap?"

"I don't care dude." Josh already reverted his attention to his phone again.

Finally comfortable a few minutes passed by before either of them spoke again

"Dude, joe sit up." Josh waved him to sit up and held his phone up at full arm length. Joe sat up and smiled an open mouth smile and pressed his cheek up to Josh's as his friend snapped the picture. Josh's face was warm and soft. How didn't want to move off the side of his face cause it was much warmer that the rest of the basement. Joe took his cheek of his friends and nuzzled it with the end of his nose. He eventually couldn't stop himself, what ever part of him that did, he pressed his nose down further and turned his head upward so his lips gave josh's cheek a little peck.

He was immediately shoved back in the place he was before sitting up. "JOE WHAT THE FUCK" joe froze. He didn't know. He didn't understand why he did that. And had no excuse.

Please if any of my friends read this. I'm sorry unless your Aidan. Fuck you Aidan.